A Páscoa, é, de longe, o dia católico mais NON-SENSE do ano...
Imagina o que passa na cabeça de uma criança!!! Um COELHO, que põe OVOS, e ainda por cima de CHOCOLATE!!! O que as crianças devem pensar??? Que o coelho bebe toddynho todo dia, e se empanturra de Cacau!!!! rà rà rà !!!! CAcau com Nescau em cima !!!!
Credo... Essas coisas são perigosas. Crianças não têm muita noção da realidade. Ainda mais as crianças de hoje em dia, enfurnadas em seus apartamentos, conectadas à Internet, escrevendo Blogs sobre datas estranhas...
Eu não sei se essas crianças sabem exatamente o que é um coelho... Eu tenho medo de pegar a minha priminha de 4 anos ESGÜELANDO um coelhinho pra ver se sai um ovo de chocolate lá de dentro!!
Quando eu era criança eu não pensava que Coelhos botavam ovos, mas achava que os Patos eram uma espécie de Galinha fanha, engasgada; e que se as vacas têm chifres, os cavalos deveriam ter também. E tinha certeza que tive um cachorro AZUl quando era neném.
Voltando. Acho curioso como a Páscoa conseguiu se fixar bem como uma data comercial. Se já é difícil lembrar de Jesus no Natal (pô, fica difícil lembrar DELE, quando temos que lembrar de montar uma árvore, comprar um peru, comprar presentes pros familiares, e pendurar as luzinhas na janela...) imagina lembrar de uma história do Renascimento de Cristo, da esperança e do sei-lá-o-quê mais que está relacionado com a Páscoa...
Todas as outras datas comerciais se sustentam na variedade de produtos vendidos. Dia das Mães-uma centena de eletrodomésticos; Dias dos Pais-uma centena de cuecas e gravatas; Dia das Crianças-milhares de brinquedos; e o Natal- todas essas datas juntas.
Agora, a Páscoa, só se sustenta com Chocolate! E pra tornar ainda mais peculiar, só tem graça se for em forma de OVO!
Que coisa. Acho que o segredo está na surrealidade (imaginem eu dizendo isso com uma voz meio profética e um olhar de louco): comer um ovo, mas não só o recheio, a casca também, só que de CHO-CO-LA-TE, trazido por um CO-E-LHO mágico...rá rà rà
A Páscoa é uma fuga dessa realidade opressora e careta, cheia desses arroz-com-feijão, ovos de galinha recheados com clara e gema e etc.
De duas uma:
ou a Páscoa é uma invenção da CIA, que envenenou todos os chocolates, e nos tornou chocólatras-ovólatras, pra consumirmos muito chocolate, e financiar os cacaueiros da Guatemala e justificar a invasão norte-americana ao Caribe;
ou o Salvador Dalí, antes de se tornar um artista, trabalhava numa fábrica de chocolate (ou numa granja) e resolveu associar, de um modo LISÉRGICO, Páscoa-Jesus-Chocolate-Ovo-Coelho.
Difícil saber qual é a mais provável. Em todo caso eu fico com as duas. Até mais.
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